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Irresponsible Hate Rants
Here
you will find a catalogue of hateful bitchings about anything from
international terrorists to annoying incidentals.
2001-11-27
First of all I fucking hate
neds\townies. I hope they all fuck off and die or suddenly stop beating people
up people and taking their money and stuff, but I don’t think the latter is
very likely so I’d definitely settle for the first option.
And Junkies. I hate junkies that
hang about in corners and try to steal from you or intimidate you into giving
them money to support their habit.
Also, may I add, I FUCKING LOATHE
GREENDAY – THEY’RE SHITE!!!
Why won’t you Punks realise this?
Most of their songs involve a shitty guitar, bass and drum riff repeated
through the whole song. Really, really simple riffs that anyone could write –
including a useless fuck like myself. They don’t deserve any of the money and
fame they have, they are overrated and close to talent less, other bands that
try harder don’t get the opportunity to be famous. And also… what is with that
destroying-of-equipment business? People have to save up for drum-kits and I
want that telecaster I saw the bastard destroy at a music festival here, fair
enough it looks cool, but so would giving the equipment to dedicated fans. FUCK
GREENDAY
2001-11-30
Today’s bitching is on a little band
called Crazytown. I say, with confidence, that they are my least favourite band
in the whole world and from what I’ve heard one of the worst bands ever!
1 – They are so fucking commercial
it makes me sick
2 – They can’t even pass as hip-hop
never mind rap\rock
3 – They look really cool but they
suck ass
4 – “Butterfly” consists of a
reasonable riff “borrowed” from the Chillie Peppers and REPEATED OVER AND OVER
AND OVER THROUGH THE WHOLE SONG
5 – BASTARDISING CHILLIE PEPPERS
must be reaffirmed
6 – They are EVEN less talented then
Greenday… EVEN LESS
7 – I… just… hate… them!!!
2001-12-07
Revelation!
I HATE Goths who go out their way to
prove to themselves or to their friends that they are more gothic. Especially
the ones that go on about how gothic they are or how un-gothic other people are
or argue with their friends about who is more Goth.
Ok – some people call me a Goth,
some people don’t and some people would say I’m not gothic enough to be a Goth.
I personally don’t care, I am or I 'm not, I am and I am not but I don’t
go out of my way to show how Goth I am, I wear black nail polish and eyeliner
because I like it, not to impress or scare you. I dress how I like, black has
been my colour since before I knew what a Goth was and during my very young
years in which I would have probably been scared to see one. I like, and will
continue to like, the music I want to like, this includes a number of 80's Goth
bands, it also includes bands such as Papa Roach and
Slipknot: call me a “rock trendy” or “gimp” if you want – I like them and I’m
not going to stop liking them just because they became un-cool. For more on my
musical taste go here.
2001-12-10
Right today’s ravings concern a
little thing called homework. I hate homework and so I procrastinate, that’s
what I’m doing right now.
On the same theme I FUCKING HATE
higher maths, I spend the whole lesson wishing it that I was somewhere else and
paying minimal attention. ARRGH!!!
The third item of concern is
premature ejaculation. I’ll say no more.
2001-12-19
Today I hate it when you can’t get
on the internet. Goddamit I hate it when I can’t get online. There are various
causes of this:
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Someone is on the phone
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Someone else is online
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Your computer is broken
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Someone else is using your
account from another computer
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AOL (need I say more?)
Anyway, my point is, WHY MUST WE BE
SUBJECTED TO THIS TORTURE???
I don’t know
2002-07-25
I like the things I do, so hooray for
me – and Fuck You!
Today I hate laziness.
I'm too lazy to study,
I’m too lazy to work on the website,
I’m too lazy to work on the computer
game I’m making,
I’m too lazy to practice
piano\keyboard from sheet music,
I’m just too goddamn lazy…
Hurt Me…
((ooh, I like that))
2002-08-08
Christianity in a nutshell:
Deny god’s
infinite and unconditional love and he’ll allow you to burn eternally is a pit
of fire
I hate paying for busses and trains.
That’s it.
2003-02-05
Why d'you have to go and make things so complicated?
I'm back and more hateful then ever!
And today I hate Avril Lavigne.
Yes, she's hot, yes she'd get it every which way: I'd do unnatural things to that woman, I'd show her the dark side of the moon! -
But all this is besides the point! She's making a commercial joke out of rock music, MY music and I hate her for it.
BBIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTCCCCCCCHHHH! Get Some Talent!
2003-02-08
Come here I think you're beautiful, my door is open wide, some kind of stranger come inside
I fuckin hate when people say they'll come over to watch your new Panterra DVD and have a couple of drinks, and then at the last minute back out! People can be such shitheads!
2003-02-11
Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck
I hate Busted so much!!! Yet another manufactured pop band masqueraded as a rock act! ARGH!
Hey fellas' - Just coz you can hold your instruments doesn't mean you can play them - or write your own songs on them for that matter.
I've fashioned this internet-letter to god in hope that he'll read it and support my cause:
Dear God,
Now, I know it's wrong to wish bad things to happen to people, but given that you are almighty and all that stuff, surely it is clear to your all-seeing eyes that the existence of a certain "pop-rock" band named "Busted" is detrimental to the welfare of this earth. Therefore, as your humble servant, I beg of you to dispose of this blight upon our earth and our rock music.
As I have previously mentioned, I realise it is wrong to wish bad things upon people, but be so kind as to spare your lightning bolts for a second and hear me out. Death Isn't Necisarily A Bad Thing: Primarily if you exist and are all-forgiving, surely when these morons - eh sorry - charming young men die, you will forgive their sins against all things rock and invite them into your heavily abode where they will lead a more perfect existence then here on earth. They will be able to entertain all the dead teeny-boppers in the sky while us rock fans down on earth will enjoy their absence, thereby creating greater good for all.
Please her my plea god: kill Busted,
Yours Sincerely,
Antony Sammeroff
2003-02-14
No-one gonna hurt you, not anymore. Ever since I've met you, I've come to adore... you.
I'm sure most can guess what I'm going to bitch about today.
I'm not going to be cheesy and say I hate valentines day, but, I HATE BEING ALONE ON VALENTINES DAY.
IT SUCKS!!! Everyone is being all romantic and shit, and you're stuck there with no-one, lucky I'm staying in today, and tonight (as lonerish as it seems... wait a minute, could this lonerism have a relation to the fact I'm single... nah)
I should be getting laid tonight, but it just isn't happening :(
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