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Submitted By: PheoniX (the4thcast@yahoo.com)

A guy wants to have sex with his girlfriend but the only room that was available was his little brothers room. So they went in there and saw that his little brother was asleep in the bottom bunk of his bed and so they decided to go on the top bunk and have sex there. He told the girl "ok if u want it harder then say tomato, and if u want it softer then say lettuce in case my brother is listening" the girl agreed and then all that was heard was:

Tomato!!

Lettuce!!

Tomato!!

Lettuce!!

Then out of no where: "could you two please stop making sandwiches because I keep getting the mayo in my mouth"

Carpe Diem

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